Friday, September 9, 2022

PREMATURE BOWL CUT


Two and a half minutes to get noticed. Start with a guitar lick or some organ, up the tempo, throw in some fuzz and maybe some harmonica and, by all means, try to sound like you're a tough guy. Remember, job #1 is to piss off the parents. Okay, maybe getting laid goes before that, but now you're thinking about it too much. Just plug in and keep at it. If you can't write songs, lean on covers. Just remember, sound tough, piss off parents and get laid. What? Money? It's way too early to start talking about money.

Here's a handful of random garage sides. It's Friday, they sound good. [He sneers.] Soccer moms and scout dads, the pot luck is across the street.

~ NOTE: ALL MEDIA IS HOSTED BY THE BLOGS & SITES NAMED BELOW ~
Listen:
The Rationals - I Need You mp3 at Internet Archive
Third Bardo - I'm Five Years Ahead Of My Time mp3
at Internet Archive
The Woolies - Who Do You Love mp3
at Internet Archive
The Uniques - You Ain't Tuff mp3 at Internet Archive
The Count Five - Declaration Of Independence mp3
at Internet Archive

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