Because slowing down a Dolly Parton song is just a dumbass thing to do. Don't be cute. It's a damn good song. Go buy a white belt, or a trucker hat, or skinny jeans, or grow a beard, or pick up some brightly colored fake Wayfarers, or whatever this weeks ironic thing is. What the hell, order a PBR tall. Just leave Jolene alone.
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