I almost forgot one of the most important go-to tools in in your holiday party cache, the aural breathalyzer. Here's how it works: if someone appears to have had one too many to be effective behind the wheel, ask them to sing "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town". If they sound like Joseph Spence singing "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town" and are not Joseph Spence, snag their keys. Only Spence can get away with it, because the Bahamian guitarist and singer was known for it. That was his thing.
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Joseph Spence - Santa Claus is Coming to Town mp3 at Now That's What I call BS
More Joseph Spence (streaming) at YouTube
Joseph Spence at Wikipedia