Monday, October 3, 2016

SELL IT, BRO

You'll get the gist of this one by the end of the first verse. The intro starts with a nice driving beat, then a rhythm guitar with an ample amount of distortion, the kind that a kid in his bedroom would have, trying to make his shitty little practice amp sound like a Marshall stack. The two together would be enough, but the you get organ on top of that. Some of you would say that adds to it, but I like that guitar tone, a lot, so the organ seems in the way. The vocals come in, in an nonthreatening pitch that sounds like the Vogues' "Five O'Clock World" singer gone rouge. The dude comes in singing with conviction,  about food. He really means it man. Wait to you get to the end of the first verse, "Cook a little thing called chocolate pie!!!" Sold. I don't care what the rest sounds like. The whole thing reminds me of band in a skit from Saturday Night Live, just corny as shit, the exaggerated delivery.

It's a bit of a hassle to download, so a streaming version is down there too. It you take in the referenced SNL video, watch it to the end. It gets more chocolate pie as it goes on. Of course all of this is pure shit, evidence of how ludicrous the whole game is.

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Listen:
The Eutopia - Chocolate Pie mp3 (via MediaFire) at The Devil's Music
The Eutopia - Chocolate Pie (streaming) at YouTube
Video:
Deluth Live - Fly High Deluth at Funny or Die SNL skit
 

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