Wednesday, October 15, 2014

TREATS ALL OVER THE PLACE

Oh yeah, Halloween, it's that time of year. All sorts of shit happens, If you're a kid, it's practically Christmas and Disneyland all rolled in one. You get to dress up, and you get free candy, a lot of it. Yeah, You go home, repair to your bedroom, and spread that shit all over your bed. Sort and eat. Gluttony is taught at a young age, As you get older, you learn to look for the homes of people who are out for the evening, those generous folks who leave a bucket of candy on their doorstep with a pleasant "Take one!" sign. "Well, fuck you lady, it's every man for himself out here!", you think, as you dump the entire bucket into your pillowcase (which, by the way, when half filled with candy makes for a very effective weapon). After a few years of stuffing your face, you decide to give the old toilet papering routine a try, That's a gateway if there ever was one, Pretty soon you're craving the harder stuff, and you start egging shit. Houses, moving vehicles, people walking down the street, it's all good, How did you get there? From candy to that? In just a few short years? You used to be such a good kid.

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